THE PROTOOGRE
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I devise my own demise too, but I don't go writing songs about it
NEWS (10/9/07): Indefinite Hiatus
PREVIOUS BADASS RAVINGS
I Like Yelling at Things
The Playstation3: Proof That Nobody Learned From the 3DO's Mistakes
I Hate it When Bands Succeed at Life
You Say Pessimist Like it's a Bad Thing
NO! NO MORE KILL BILL!
The Letter C is Useless and Should Be Gotten Rid of
How Spiderman 3 Could've Been Done Better
Redbull Doesn't Give you Jack Shit
The Number 23
I'm not Crazy, Really!
Cold Weather is the Worst
How to Fix Iraq Once and for All
RANTS FROM 2006
Am I the Only One Officially Tired of Family Guy?
The Best Movie of 2006
Spambots Really Love The Proto-Ogre
Am I the Only One Who Wants to Strangle Fergie?
John Kerry is a Shitty Comedian
"Lips of an Angel" is NOT A Romantic Song You Morons Matt Groening's The Only Man in the Universe Allowed to Have an Animated Sitcom
The Most Useless Things Ever Invented
The Good and Bad Parts About Being a Ghost
How to be a Proper Parent
The Message of Every Michael Moore Movie
An Announcement To Those Bitching About Khameleon Not Making the Cut in Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Some Stupid Shit I Wrote About Pluto at 2:00 in the Morning
My Cell Phone is the Shit
Some People DESERVE to Die
THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
No One Gives a Fuck About Mel Gibson and His Fucking DUI
Aquaman is the Worst Hero in the Universe
You Might Be a Dumbass If...
Microsoft's "Ipod Killer" is a Bad Idea
The Proto-Ogre Interviews: First Addition
I Own Mars
Another Shitty Movie Everyone Will Praise
Dolphins are Stupid
Duke Nukem Forever Better Not Suck
How NOT to Ruin My Day
I Think I've Become Nocturnal
Pirates VS Ninjas: Who Gives a Fuck?
The Little Things that Annoy the Piss out of Me
If You Review Games on Google Video, Chances Are I Hate You.
Purple=Retarded?
If The Dillinger Escape Plan was Escape From Sucking Ass...
Kung Fu Movies are Stupid
7 Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch "The Ringer" Again
You People Suck at Suggestions
The Immigration Protest in the Eyes of The Proto-Ogre
I Hate Lemmings
Joey Styles is a True Hero
Perhaps I'm Over Reacting, But Has Your Computer Ever Made You Ever Contemplate Homicide?
Britney Spears is Pregnant Once Again
Blogs that DON'T suck
I give up
Kansas VS Missouri: A nonbias comparison
Fuck the System? FUCK YOU!
MinoriTeam Minori-SUCKS!
Wanda Sykes is the Awesome
My Marijuana Experience
Proof was Shot
G4TV: How the Mighty Have Fallen
What's So Artistic About Gay Cowboys?
Robot Boy Sucks
What Women and Rubix Cubes Have in Common
The Internet Would Be Great Without the Following Clutter
Jesus Has Returned!
The Proto-Ogre VS Oprah
Reasons why the Gamecube Flopped
Danni Filth VS Gerard Way: A nonbias Comparison
If Enjoying Tietom Brown is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right.
OSX is Stupid Because I Don't Know How to Use it
Black People Have it Easy
V for Vendetta: WATCH IT!
Never Question Dick Chanie!
Muslams Need a Fucking Sense of Humor
The Next Greatest Sport
Valentine's Day is Fucking Stupid
The Rock Should Star in Every Movie
Vote Proto-Ogre for President of Earth!
Tom Cruise Deserves an Ass Kicking
I Have Eaten the Mighty Moon worm!
You Better NOT Be Outside My Window With Your Radio, ASSHOLE!
I Hate Rush Limbaugh
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