The illegitimate son of a Chinese organ harvester and possibly a moose, Angry_Jerk is a reckless idiot, a dirty lech, and a drunk bastard. When he's not sitting on his lazy ass pounding down one bottle of Yuengling Lager after another, he's usually making poor decisions during moments of drunken impulsiveness. Some of AJ's worst decisions include attempting to ride a computer chair down a residential street during a snowstorm while singing "I'm Called Little Buttercup", trying to purchase plane tickets for a spiritual journey to Cambodia, and challenging the mayor of Chicago to a Hell-in-a-Cell match after almost losing a hat to the wind. He currently resides in the city of Philadelphia. He is very much single, ladies.
This profile was written under duress. No, seriously, Bob Smash had a gun to my head, screaming incoherently about Democrats and how it was my duty to fill this profile out. Please send the police to 213 Mur- Shit he's back. He doesn't seem too happy, I wonderlhkh aihg p;hw;pg hjg gasawgh2YHGY Y5H 3 H
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