k, since the staff is busy, they’ve given me the power to post updates. I’m Angry_Jerk, or AJ for short. My site is the first one on the list because I’m so fucking rad. Either that or it’s alphabetized. Any, since I have no life, you’re going to see more updates. Updates will be posted twice a week, Mondays and Thursdays. So here’s the list of updates for May 8th, 2008.

2 Updates (Also, new layout)

• Stop Wasting Law Enforcement’s Time
• Ways To Be A Dickhead To Your Wife

1 Update

• How Stupid ARE You?

Assload of Updates

• Too many to bother listing. Just go to his site.

4 Updates

• Daily Commute
• Games I Won’t Be Playing Today
• Flop Like An Eagle
• Hawaii

1 Update

• So This Is What It Feels Like To Be A Phoenix Fan?

3 Updates

• My Final Daily Beacon Column
• We’ve Come A Long Way, My Friend
• They Think You’re Stupid

2 Updates

• Criminalize Satire!
• Attention Failures: Socialize On Your Own Time

3 Updates

• A Page For The Better Fans Of Maddy Dave
• Maddy’s Epic Battle With Moskau
• Maddy’s Break

A Bajillion Updates

• Too many updates to list. Go to his site.

3 Updates

• You Tolerate the Mentally Retarded And Therefor Are A Better Person Than Me
• Speaking Of Tolerating The Mentally Retarded (New Hatemail)

2 Updates

• Things To Pack On A Vacation To Paris
• Ten Great Tips On Surviving Finals Week

3 Updates

• The Truth About MTV
• And The New Megaman Game Is Called…
• Dangerous Cult Is Dangerous

1 Update

• Miley Cyrus’s Bare Naked Obscene… Back?

1 Update (Also, new URL)

• Review: Alphabet of Manliness

2 Updates

• Random Shit
• Who Cares About The Environment?

1 Update

• Let’s Go To Iraq!

1. voodooKobra, May 9, 2008:

   Awesome.

2. Bob Smash, May 12, 2008:

   Good update there, jerk.

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