Archive for April, 2008


In Updates
24Apr 08

Welp, since I no longer have internet connection at home I can only do shit in the realm of the anti-social (my fold nickname for teh interwebz) at school. Fortunately for you I still have no life so little has been disturbed. I am just at school much more now. Anyways, here is another wonderful Rantlister update for you to not give a shit about.

2 Updates
I Admire Hitler And Agree With The Columbine Shooters
I Quit My Job
1 Update
Yahoo’s news portal is fucking gay.
8 Updates
Scientology: Oppressive Cult or Dangerous Scam?
eSue me (if I’ve stabbed you) by Maddy
The Punk Article
Live With It
You’re Doing It To Yourself
STOP The Hair Removal!
The Tale of 7:38
Gays Are An Issue
1 Update
How to Get Over Yourself: A 12-Step Program
1 Update
Babies Love Toast
1 Update
Dishes
A Billion Updates
A Bunch of Fucking Updates (Also he has a new URL)
1 Update
It’s a creationist movie subtitled “No Intelligence Allowed?”
5 Updates
Education is about beating others down
No Junk Mail
I’m not trendy enough to hate Maddox
Consumerism
Failed an application to maddydave? Why not hatemail us instead?
1 Update
The Ol’ Boy Vs Girl Controversy
1 Update
Sorry if you don’t get this, you kinda had to be there
1 Update
Things that don’t cause cancer
2 Updates
Stroooopwaffles? What the fuck!?
50 things I hate
2 Updates
Is It OK For Parents to Snoop on Their Kids?
According to Fat English Teachers, I am Anti-American.


Stop With The Propaganda!

Posted by Bob Smash
In Opinions
20Apr 08

I went to the movies yesterday, and instead of the standard ‘guess the movie’ crap they show before the previews, they subjected us to 15 minutes of ‘green’ material. A short flick by Johnny K. detailing how CFL bulbs are better than incandescent. A short film about carbon footprints. Crap crap crap. Let’s take into account the fact that CFL’s are more dangerous to the environment and the people using them then standard bulbs, and the government is trying to start a new agency to deal with their safe disposal. Stop and think for a moment that some of the largest ‘carbon footprints’ are left behind by these pointy headed PRIVATE JET USING know-nothings. And let’s please not forget that - even without the Kyoto protocols - the Earth lost a FULL DEGREE in mean temperature last year!

 

I can guarantee with almost 100% certainty that were this not an election year, at most there would have been only a few moments of this ‘global climate crisis’ garbage. It was straight up propaganda intended to make the audience feel as if the sky was falling, knowing full well Democrats are viewed by this shallow minded populace as the ’saviors’ of the planet. It’s supposed to make you feel it’s OK for them to raise your taxes so they can ’save’ the planet. Never mind the Earth’s dynamic environment that went through ice ages and super hot periods, all without an SUV in sight! When I take my wife and kids to see Drillbit Taylor, I do not want to be lambasted by environmentalist propaganda! Let’s not forget one more majorly important factor in all this:

 

I’m part of the population that hasn’t been duped by the so called climate crisis, and I don’t care to listen to that crap when I just spent 50 dollars at your theater to watch a fucking movie! And Hollywood can’t figure out why attendance is down so bad. Morons.


Mid-April Update

Posted by voodooKobra
In Updates
13Apr 08

2 Updates
Working With Idiots
BONUS UPDATE: Want To Make The News? Draw A Swastika On A Wall

1 Update
How Stupid ARE You?

1 Update
Knock Off The Knockoffs

3 Updates
All Your House Are Belong To Us
For Love of Baseball and Alcohol
View From Somewhere Else

1 Update
Introducing Majestic Nubian Art

Multiple Updates. Here are the three best.
Cold Coffee & Codeine
Sex with Benefits
These Words Dont Run

3 Updates
Streaming Videos are Cancer to the Internet
More Phrases that Should be Abolished from our Vernacular
The Greatest Story Ever Told or the Greatest Lie Ever Sold?

1 Update
Fresh out of rant topics? Bash emos!

1 Update
Uninstall Firefox because it is garbage software.

1 Update
Banning cartoons!? WHAT!?

1 Update
Oprah’s School Of Lies

2 Updates
Fitness: More Important Than Education.
Wait, So What Makes School Suck Anyway?

1 Update
The Real Definition of Television Ratings


In Updates
2Apr 08

Rantlister regrets to report that The Proto-Ogre has shut down his site. If you are new to RL then you probably won’t miss him but he was one of the better ranters despite his contempt for proper spelling and grammar. Hopefully we can get his files and archive them here on RL. More to come, hopefully.

1 Update
April Fool’s 2008
1 Update
April Fools’ Day Fun
2 Updates
I’d Rather Be Dancing
If you close down sweatshops, who’s going to make my Nikes?
1 Update
Joining the horde: Ninja Viking’s guide to being a kickass zombie
1 Update
Loitering Where Children Gather


The Dixie Chicks

Posted by Bob Smash
In Opinions
1Apr 08

This post is a reply to Ninja Viking’s brilliant post Five years later and you’re still complaining?. Please note that I am a proud conservative, and my opinions in no way are meant to represent those of the list members, nor the staff of Rantlister.com.

 

That was a damn good rant. However, I am one of the people that got pissed off at what ‘natalie mange’ said. Not at just the words, but the intent. She threw this country and our president under the bus at a concert in a foreign country during the worst possible time. You pointed out the timing, but the fact remains they were attempting to placate the anti-American sentiment their crowd held. Many of us conservatives enjoy the art of so many leftist actors and musicians, we just wish they wouldn’t use their fame as a launching board for their political opinions when we merely want to enjoy ourselves. Does it really all have to be about politics? And what sense does it make to alienate half your audience?

 

The Dixie Chicks did this to themselves. They showed the entire world their lack of class and integrity. I don’t think it would have been as bad had she said this at a state-side concert, but I’m sure at the time she knew better. No, she took the spineless route and spouted her crap to a bunch of people that agreed with her on foreign soil. And for all the comparisons to Vietnam the Iraq war has garnered, the one event of Vietnam that comes to mind is Hanoi Jane. Many people have still not forgiven her, and this comes to the heart of why so many still don’t want to hear anything out of the Dixie Chicks. Folks just don’t like it when you throw your country under the bus on foreign soil to advance your political agenda.

 

It will take much longer than 5 years for this to become a non issue. Hanoi Jane is finally back making movies after 30 years, and a lot of people still don’t want to see her. On the flip side, she is a hero to a significant portion of this country who applaud her for doing everything she could to stand up for her beliefs. The Chicks will also enjoy some of this brand of misguided hero worship, as they are already lauded for their ‘bravery’ in exercising their freedom of speech. So don’t feel too bad for them. An estimated 33% of this country will support them even if they tour and do little more than piss on the stage, simply because they want to stick it to people like me.


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