In my vigor to get the site updated I forgot to include Zero G Spacecow, The Epic Zone, and Insert Offensive Material Here in the list roll-call and in the Christmas update. It just goes to show how big the list has gotten since Bagoda and I took it over almost a year ago now. Anyway, the next update should include a new writer and will definitely have updates from Zero G and Epic.

Once again, my bad.

Also, a few of our members have officially listed themselves as ON HIATUS, and as such you’ll notice a window popping up when you scroll over the list if their site is one of those. Hope that makes things easier on you lazy shits.

We are very pleased to welcome the author of Joyland USA, Travis Lee, to the incomprehensible Rant List! Please be sure to peruse his massive archive, and email him relentlessly congratulating his addition to the best damn Rant List anywhere.

I haven’t updated in a while, and this one’s a doozy. Merry fucking Christmas!

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John Cena: edited by CNN

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Oprah Winfrey: Massive Failure
Another Stern Defense Of Michael Vick

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These pathetic Jews are starting to piss me off.

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A Gift-Buying Guide for the Common Man

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I Bleed the Colors of Red-Hued Sports Teams

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How To Close The Deal

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Florida: Making Advances in Depravity Since 1845!
Romance is to Literature What Rap is to Music

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Timeless Humour.
Je$us.

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Perhaps the greatest news story this year?
Animation student gives back to the school that gave him so little

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Beward of global and/or local warming and/or cooling.
Don’t bother with karma. Your next incarnation is an asshole.
Faces that make relatives not want to talk to you.

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CraigsList Ads
Religious Crap

This is your ever-loving Bob Smash hoping you enjoy the new appearance of the site. Please be patient while we work to make Rantlister a more rewarding experience for you, and easier for us lazy assholes to update.

We would like to welcome Angry Jerk to the list. The site features a guest “banned” article written by Rant Lister’s very own Hellcaster. Angry Jerk will be added to the normal list update when the list is updated next week. In the mean time, make sure to give his archive a peek.